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ODE TO THE MORTGAGE PROCESS (with apologies to Dr. Suess)

(author’s note:  this poem was originally written when I bought a house in 2010 as a response to the loan approval process.  I am finding that the sentiment still holds true today, as I go through this arduous process yet … Continue reading

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THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF AUNT FLO

WARNING: Squeamish men, don’t read. It’s mostly metaphor, but still… only read if you are interested in what women go through. Aunt Flo has changed her ways. She has been visiting me very regularly since I was fourteen. She didn’t … Continue reading

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Are Yoga Teachers Better in Bed??

Yes, yes, oh God, yes! And here’s why: • Yoga teachers know the body. They know theirs and they want to know yours. Your yoga teacher lover won’t be afraid to touch you. Anywhere. And she won’t be shy about … Continue reading

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Let Go or Get Dragged

It often happens that the tiniest thing leads to self-discovery.  So it was when I posted a Facebook status meant to be one of those things supporting awareness of breast cancer.  Remember the one that said post the color of … Continue reading

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Are Yoga Teachers Better in Bed?

(Originally published in elephant journal:  http://www.elephantjournal.com  under pen name, Alexa Maxwell) Are Yoga Teachers Better in Bed? Yes, yes, oh God yes! And here’s why: • Yoga teachers know the body. They know theirs and they want to know yours. … Continue reading

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108 Cursed Sun Salutations…..

I’m almost two weeks into yoga teacher training. We are in beautiful Costa Rica, being lulled into a false sense of security.  Until the day when Troy, our fearless leader, gets a harebrained idea that we should all get up … Continue reading

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Coffee and Me….

I love coffee, I love tea; I love the java jive and it loves me. The coffee, the tea, the java and me! A cup-a cup-a cup-a cup-a, coffee….” This is a song my mom used to sing sometimes; apparently … Continue reading

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